Posty and Prissy's Mother
CaliforniaFull-timePosted 8mo agoStill listed 3 days ago
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Cantaloupe AI is hiring a Posty and Prissy's Mother. The Mom of Posty is responsible for providing unconditional love, premium snuggles, and round-the-clock emotional, nutritional, and entertainment support to one spoiled feline named Posty. This role requires patience, humor, and the ability to say “awww” at least 14 times per day.
Key focus areas include Prepare meals for Posty with the seriousness of a Michelin-star chef, Provide kisses on the head as needed, and Initiate cuddle sessions without disrupting Posty’s personal space bubble.
Important skills include Patience, Humor, Say "Awww", and Scratch-Avoiding Hand Placement. Preferred (not required): Prepare Meals, Initiate Cuddle Sessions, Facilitate Enrichment Activities, and Offer Emotional Reassurance.
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Full job description
About the Role The Mom of Posty is responsible for providing unconditional love, premium snuggles, and round-the-clock emotional, nutritional, and entertainment support to one (1) spoiled feline named Posty. This role requires patience, humor, and the ability to say “awww” at least 14 times per day.
What you'll do
- Feeding Coordinator:
- Prepare meals for Posty with the seriousness of a Michelin-star chef, even though Posty will sniff it, walk away, and come back 3 minutes later as if it’s brand-new.
- Affection Manager:
- Provide kisses on the head as needed. Must initiate cuddle sessions without disrupting Posty’s personal space bubble… unless Posty invites you inside it.
- Playtime Specialist:
- Facilitate daily enrichment activities, such as string chasing, toy throwing, and pretending you didn’t see Posty knock something off the table.
- Comfort Provider:
- Offer emotional reassurance whenever Posty decides the world is ending because of loud noises, closed doors, or a leaf blowing outside.
- Cleanliness Supervisor:
- Maintain clean litter environments and occasionally admire Posty’s “artistic output” like a proud parent.
- Communication Expert:
- Understand and correctly interpret Posty’s various meows, chirps, headbutts, and judgmental stares. What we're looking for
- Must love Posty more than sleep
- Experience in spoiling cats
- Proficiency in scratch-avoiding hand placement
- Ability to tolerate excessive fur on all clothing
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