Francis' dad
New Orleans, LAFull-timePosted 8mo agoStill listed 3 days ago
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Cantaloupe AI is hiring a Francis' dad. Francis is seeking a dedicated and patient individual to serve as his dad. This role requires centering one's life around Francis, a dog who believes he is the main character. High standards are expected, but they are fair.
Key focus areas include Provide daily meals on a strict schedule, Walk Francis regardless of weather, mood, or personal plans, and Offer belly rubs on demand.
Successful candidates bring Must Enjoy Dogs Over People and Comfortable Being Woken Early. Important skills include Dedication, Patience, Willingness To Center Life Around Dog, Enjoy Dogs More Than People, Comfortable Being Woken Up Early, and Ability To Interpret Stares As Urgent Communication.
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About the Role Francis is accepting applications for a dad. His current standards are high but fair. This role requires dedication, patience, and a willingness to center your life around a dog who believes he is the main character.
What you'll do
- Provide daily meals on a strict schedule (Francis will remind you)
- Walk Francis regardless of weather, mood, or personal plans
- Offer belly rubs on demand
- Speak in a special voice exclusively reserved for Francis
- Defend Francis in all disputes (even when he is clearly wrong)
- Apologize when you accidentally step over him What we're looking for
- Must enjoy dogs more than people
- Comfortable being woken up early for no clear reason
- Ability to interpret stares as urgent communication
- Strong treat-dispensing skills
- Emotional resilience when Francis ignores you
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