Emma's Pickleball Partner
CaliforniaFull-timePosted 8mo agoStill listed 1 day ago
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Cantaloupe AI is hiring an Emma's Pickleball Partner. Cantaloupe AI is seeking a dependable Pickleball Partner to join Emma on the court. The role involves keeping rallies alive, celebrating wins, and providing moral support during matches. The ideal candidate will have strong paddle control, a good sense of humor, and experience in doubles strategy and emotional regulation.
Key focus areas include Exhibit unwavering enthusiasm for dinks, drops, and third-shot drives, Provide constant moral support during intense matches, and Agree to "just one more game" at least three times per session.
Successful candidates bring Tolerate Coffee Breaks Mid-Match. Important skills include Paddle Control, Sense Of Humor, Doubles Strategy, Emotional Regulation, Compliment Without Sarcasm, and Communication Skills. Preferred (not required): Dog Lover and Frank Hater.
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Full job description
About the Role Do you have what it takes to rally beside Emma — part competitor, part tea enthusiast, full-time paddle warrior? We’re seeking a dependable Pickleball Partner to join Emma on the court, in victory and in minor paddle tantrums. Your mission: keep rallies alive, celebrate wins like you just won Wimbledon, and pretend that Emma’s missed shots were totally your fault (because sometimes, they are).
What you'll do
- Exhibit unwavering enthusiasm for dinks, drops, and third-shot drives
- Provide constant moral support — and occasional snacks — during intense matches
- Agree to "just one more game" at least three times per session
- Call lines fairly, but also know when to look the other way 👀
- Maintain good vibes, even when Emma insists on “working on her spin serve again”
- Participate in post-match café debriefs over lattes or smoothies
- Laugh at Emma’s pickleball puns (mandatory) What we're looking for
- Strong paddle control and stronger sense of humor
- Experience in doubles strategy and emotional regulation
- Ability to compliment without sounding sarcastic
- Must tolerate coffee breaks mid-match
- Excellent communication skills (including dramatic sighs and fist bumps) Nice to have
- Dog lover
- Frank hater (actually lover)
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